Did I mention I want to be a show dog?

For at least 5 minutes the water ran black in the tub.

Preparation: Instigate playing with neighbor's dog by pulling on her lead.

Step 1: Coat head with slobbery saliva, preferably with a dog breed that stores slobber in their cheeks.

Step 2: Grind freshly slobbered head into mud to get a nice mud sludge mix on coat.

Step 3: Roll whole body into ground to effectively coat with December leaves, mud and dry grass.

Step 4: Mix well with water for desired goopy, muddy chin.

Step 5: Wallah!! Your sheepdog is ready to walk all over your freshly vacuumed & mopped floors!